Panel 1. Starr stands with her arms crossed, as a drunken Dave wearing a lopsided Santa hat tugs on her arm. Dave says, “Starr! Come open presents!” Starr sarcastically quips, “Wow, you’re sober.”

Panel 2. The Starr Ramone Band family stands around a Christmas tree with a single present and a crumpled piece of trash under it. Bebe — wearing a Santa dress — and Karl decorate the tree, mocking the shape of the ornaments. Dave’s pregnant girlfriend Layla stands with Jolene as Jojo smokes (claaassy). Dave walks Starr over to the group. Starr says, “Dave, isn’t your father an alcoholic?” Dave, drunk, says, “I’m super responsible!”

Panel 3. Bebe passes Starr an ornament. Bebe says, “Hey, won’t you put this on the tree?”

Panel 4. Close-up of a Ramones ornament.

Panel 5. Starr holds the ornament by the string, smiling. She says, “Oh, alright. Fine.”