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Bad Parable — Something New

What comes after a life of schooling?

By Comics, Featured, Featured Comics

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Panel One: Yello asks their friend Kat, “So, Kat, are you nervous about life after you graduate?” Kat responds, “Nah, not really…”

Panel Two: Kat shrugs and says, “It’s not like it’ll be that different than the rest of my lived experience up until this point or anything like that.”

The panels shift to a different color scheme, showing us a new part of the comic.

Panel Three: The panel is labeled as “Pre-K.” A young Kat is being lead out of the door. Her parent says, “Okay, time for preschool kiddo.” Kat shouts, “Yay! School!”

Panel Four: The panel is labeled as “Kindergarden.” Kat, wearing a propeller hat and eagerly holding onto her backpack, walks to the door. A parent, off-screen, says, “You sure you can get there okay?” She responds, “Yah! I love school!”

Panel Five: The panel is labeled as “Elementary school.” A slightly older Kat stands at the door, yelling back towards her parents, “Okay I gotta go to school bye!” She’s wearing a Pikachu shirt and silly bands on her arms.

Panel Six: The panel is labeled as “Middle school.” Kat is now in her teenage emo phase. With dyed hair and a moody additude, she tells her parents, “ugh. Be back afters school.”

Panel Seven: The panel is labeled as “High school.” Kat wears a jacket covered in pins and is eating toast as she runs out the door. She shouts, “Sorry, gotta rush! GSA meets before first period!”

Panel Eight: The panel is labeled as “College.” Young adult Kat walks out of the door, holding a large art portfolio. She says, “Okay, roomies, see ya after class.” A chorus of voices responds, “Byeeeee!”

Panel Nine: The panel is labeled as “Post-college.” Kat stands at the door, looking at it with a moment of pause.

Panel Ten: Kat opens the door, which swings past the panel border. She steps outside of the comic, saying to herself, “I guess it’s time for something new.”

Teddie Bernard (BFA 2023) is a multimedia artist and cartoonist who has never had a Pepsi. Find more of their work at www.teddiebernard.net.
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